The second time I tried to fold it into a calzone after a disastrous failure at shaping the dough.

Homemade though!

by ssavant

28 Comments

  1. onefridayknight86

    You just made a more compact pizza. Progress 💪🏼

  2. Vegetable-Face-2518

    Pizza was made, but then you tested your powers and created an abomination for which punishment is required.

  3. SparklessAndromeda

    Pizza maker turned geologist extraordinaire. That is some kind of molten rock composition I tell youuu

  4. BeefWellingtonSpeedo

    A tragedy is not the same thing as a crime.

  5. __O_o_______

    I thought you did the wrong before/after image thing lol

  6. walter-hoch-zwei

    I’m not gonna knock that second pizza until I try it.

  7. Stranger1982

    OP is the Benjamin Button of pizza making, gets worse the more they practice.

    Congrats OP!

    ![gif](giphy|GrUhLU9q3nyRG)

  8. First pizza: awesome

    Second pizza: Run-over-opossum

  9. KickedinTheDick

    Naaah… this is your first attempt at a pizza and your first attempt at a calzone.

  10. DownTheHatch80

    First I thought you flipped the title vs images? Then I read. First you made the Hulk. Then came the Abomination.

  11. matty_tommo

    The pizza equivalent of reaching your peak then falling back down to your average

  12. GardenOfIvy

    One of the funniest swipes I’ve ever had 🤣🤣

  13. RandomInSpace

    “What do you mean that looks grea- oh….”

  14. RandomInSpace

    No lie the second one looks like actual molten lava

  15. Kestrel_45

    Community service. 12 months mixing and kneading by hand

  16. BurntRussian

    Please tell me that wasn’t actually your first attempt at a pizza because why was it so good?

  17. 2020mademejoinreddit

    The first one looks nice. The second one deserves at least the 3rd circle of hell.

  18. FilthEbacon6six6

    Ngl I’m still eating the second one😁

  19. knusperbubi

    Is this something like a cast iron pizza stone? Looks interesting, what brand is it?

  20. shadowtheimpure

    r/atleastyoutried

    I’ll give you that much credit, friend.

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